You have to like a town planning survey with a sense of humor


Submitted 3 months ago
Created by
Mark Travis

Yep, that's a nuclear power plant. Do you want one in Norwich? I'm guessing no, which is one reason you should complete the town planning survey, if you haven't already. 

The survey is a serious effort to sample the opinion of residents on how they see the community and how they want it to evolve. But you know how it is with surveys. You get a little ways into it and your attention begins to wander.

Which is my explanation for Question 13. It's there to snap you back to attention.

The question: If you would like more commercial growth in town, what would you like and where should it occur?

The answers:

  • Gas stations
  • Auto dealerships
  • Cinemas
  • General stores
  • Casino
  • Department stores
  • Convenience stores
  • Offices
  • Nuclear reactor
  • Retail
  • Restaurant
  • Community center
  • Warehouse
  • Farm
  • Farmstand
  • Contractors yard

You know what's missing? A mall featuring department stores, a casino and a nuclear reactor.

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