Friends! Miscreants and losers, you're invited to join Knight of the Mystic Movie Club, our nations oldest and most esteemed film society. For over 50 years we've curated a artisan blend of cars careening off of cliffs and exploding before they hit the ground, muscle bound hunks having a good cry, plasma orbs doubling as spaceship controls, and dogs robbing banks. All in glorious faded color on our medium sized screen. Every Tuesday night at 8:30. Prizes! Maybe Chips.

Don't even ask what the film is going to be...no one really knows....